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Green Dry Metal nameistoolongandimlazy Baby Funky Kong is an immortal being who has never been seen by any mortals, except the ones that imploded from the sight of his heavenly being. He has a whole religion based on him, and is said to be seated at the right hand of White Tanooki Luigi.

Backstory

Way back when, he used to just be Baby Funky Kong. But as a baby he fell into the cosmic Gold fountain, and was then given the name Gold Cosmic Baby Funky Kong.

It didn't stop there, though. He then fell into a generator, and then became Dry Electric Gold Cosmic Baby Funky Kong.

He then fell into a godly Green Metal Pink Gold Starman puddle, and became the guy we all know and love today.

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