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Bowser

Bowser with his highly attractive face.

Bowser, also known as King Koopa, Browser, IE6, and Mega Turtle is a gigantic turtle in the Mario series. His mother is a turtle and father is an obese man, however both cannot be named for legal reasons. He scares the living shit out of anyone who disses him, including Mario and Charles Martinet. Wario secretly lives with him. When he gets angry, he raps like Lil' Jon.

He is bisexual, and he is secretly dating Dry Bowser.